Calculators are great when you use them to do anything but math. You can spell out words, chart weird-looking graphs, and some even let you make games in them. However, someone took their calculator to the limit by porting the entirety of Sonic the Hedgehog 2 for the Sega Master System onto the TI-84+, and now all calculator-based games and novelties pale in comparison.
You can now play Sonic 2 on a calculator, because the last thing I want to do is math
